The varied ways by which you could send the funny Christmas saying include SMS, email or by the ordinary post. You should not pick the ordinary post option if you are worried about the mails which get lost during the Christmas time. SMS and the email are two of the best options which you have, in case you want proper and speedy delivery of your funny sayings for Christmas. A lot of the famous people have created some of the very best funny Christmas sayings.
One of the funny Christmas sayings which you could use include the one by Phyllis Diller, "Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day". Shirley Temple also contributed to the funny Christmas sayings and quotations by saying, "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph". The Johnny Carson quote is also quite humorous, "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas".
Some more Funny Christmas Sayings
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. (Kin Hubbard)
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.( W.C.Fields)
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white". (Bing Crosby)
Never worry about the size of you Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. (Larry Wilde).
|
